Last Flight of the Aggregator: OpenStore Valuation Burns
OpenStore, the DTC aggregator darling has finally crash landed. Their valuation was cut in a recent funding round from (get this) 1 Billion. Did I say 1 billion? I meant 50 million. 95% haircut. Woof.
And did I mention that we said we would acquire more than a brand a week? Actually only one brand in all the time was halfway worth a damn, Jack Archer.... so...
Yes friends, it seems like the last bits of hairball has made its way through the proverbial eCommerce cat and has been coughed up: the idea that anyone can and should acquire as many eCommerce businesses as possible is now officially dead. And only a year and a half after Thrasio the Amazon Aggregator declared bankruptcy.
CAPITAL CHEAP
DTC GREAT
MOAR DTC BETTAR
Instead we should be thinking more like:
Most acquisitions fail, across all industries and geographies and time.
Retail is hard, because inventory.
